Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, …

Mean Machine: Directed by Barry Skolnick. With Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown. A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

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Mar 1, 2002 · Now here is “Mean Machine,” about a corrupt British soccer champion, jailed for rigging an important match, and ordered by the prison governor to coach the inmates’ team.

Legendary soccer star Danny Mehan has seen his life go down the tubes, so much so that he's sent to prison for assault. He's recruited to coach a team of guards, but instead puts together a competing …

Mean Machine was produced by Matthew Vaughn, who was also behind Guy Ritchie's tough-but-stylish crime comedies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Star Vinnie Jones, by the way, …

Dec 26, 2001 · Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget …

Mean Machine blends elements of both comedy and drama. While it features moments of humor and lightheartedness, it also explores serious themes of redemption, violence, and corruption within the …

Mean Machine was produced by Matthew Vaughn, who was also behind Guy Ritchie's tough-but-stylish crime comedies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Star Vinnie Jones, by the way,...